Those books I shouldn't have readget caught in my headcome out as truth'cause i see it in black and whiteconscious thought say goodnightclean slatemind blankmiddle of tragedyfingers go wildlypointing at anyone other than mewhile nothing gets donethat needs to get doneuntil the tv's had its sayif we had timewe'd still...

#3. Thomas JeffersonLyrics can be found on the YouTube page itself.

They're too happy. My wife and I were playing tennis this weekend next to a couple of 35-year olds. They were adorable. Being so sweet to each other. Constantly giggling. I went up to the net and asked my wife what she thought their relationship was. She instantly replied, "Oh,...

To me, this is a somewhat valid defense. Let's say you get caught speeding, and they see you're on your cell-phone while drinking a soda. This fictional state had recently passed a law that increased the serverity of the violation depending on how many simultaneous infractions they could cite you...

I've become curious if there is a significant segment of the population that really enjoys a recession. And I'm not talking about how there's a silver lining on the cloud, but actually prefers the recession to a growing economy. Food costs less. Gas costs less. Cars cost less. TVs costs...

At what age do you start congratulating people on unexpected pregnancies? We're so used to congratulating people when we hear the news that they're pregnant. But, more often that not, the person was married and trying to conceive. If you're in high school and your best friend gets knocked up,...

You ever catch yourself wondering how seemingly intelligent people can believe the world is only 6,000 years old? It's the same reason Daniel Faraday's explanations of time travel and spontaneous island movement on LOST kind of make sense when he tries to explain it. He's always wearing a tie. This...

#2. John AdamsLyrics can be found on the YouTube page itself.

The historical tradition of walking the plank actually has a unique sense of morality doesn't it? It's not murder in a strict letter of the law sense. It's a self-inflicted punishment. You simply have no choice whether or not to enter into it. Pirates traditionally believed their ships to be...

Testimonial TV Ad Copy: My first car was a 1990 Hyundai Excel passed down from my mother. I drove that car into the ground. In 2003, I test drove a bunch of different replacements from a bunch of different manufacturers and decided on a 2003 Hyundai Sonata. A year later,...