November 17, 2009

It’s Just Actor Sex

One of my favorite magazine subscriptions, The Week, an aggregate publication which pulls the very best articles from around the world to create their own multi-sided editorial arguments recently re-ran a very interesting article written by Gina Piccalo for LA Magazine.
It details the collateral damage of actors with on-screen love interests, and how that affects their real-life relationships. The interesting thing about this article is that these people are affected the same way you know YOU would be in the same role. You would feel super awkward kissing someone else. And your spouse would hate it.
For some reason, I was under the impression that since these people are actors, that they're able to easily separate acting from their real lives. But, after reading this article, I think that's just something they have to tell themselves. Because they're human. And practicing being in love with someone for hours on end each day does create a bond. (think Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie)
And now, I no longer want to see love scenes between people who aren't in real-life relationships. But, I'm a realist, and I understand the effect that would have on digital entertainment. But, I also remember the first two seasons of The Office. The Jim/Pam relationship had some of the most romantic moments I've ever seen. And no touching took place. (Note: It was after the Jim/Pam relationship became hands-on in the show that Jenna Fischer, the actor who played Pam, separated from her husband) (Note #2: I also know that bonds can be/are formed without physical contact...but I don't have an answer to that one yet.)
So, rather than looking at a lack of touching as a roadblock to good television, perhaps producers should see it as an opportunity to create true romantic moments?
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November 16, 2009

Keeping the Toilet Seat AND Lid Down

Keep the toilet seat down... ...is a lesson I learned as a child, and have always followed through on. But, recently I learned there is an even higher standard some want me to live up to. The desire to keep the lid itself down when company is over as an aesthetic choice, to avoid "Here's our bathroom, and there you'll see the inside of our toilet you can utilize after dinner if you wish." Now, I always thought the lone reason of someone's desire to keep the toilet seat down was so a woman wouldn't fall in. But, if you're one of those people who have a preference for "keeping the toilet seat down", do you really mean the lid, too?
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November 13, 2009

Double-Slit Dental Anxiety

So, after yesterday's post, I feel comfortable throwing out an idea that without it, you could probably lock me up for. I visited my dentist's office twice in the past week. The first was to repair two cavities. I was slightly anxious about the appointment, but as I walked in the building, this anxiety evolved into an overall feeling of grossness. All in all, the appointment ended up fine. One week later, I was there again for a routine checkup. Not anxious at all. I knew I wouldn't be facing a drill. But, the second I walked into the building, the anxiety returned and the walk to their office felt like a death march. So, before yesterday's video and before I became aware of the seemingly self-awareness of every particle that makes up my body, I would have attributed this to a conditioned response. My past feelings of dentist visits created this anxiety in my system. But now, I wonder if there is something more to it? Can my body pick up on the anxiety that others have had, simply being in this building, and does that cause a response in mine?
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November 12, 2009

The Double-Slit Experiment Will Mess You Up



When you have 5 free minutes, I encourage you to watch this thought-provoking video clip. It's a wonderful animated clip designed to explain entry-level quantum theory to children. And it will mess you up. I was directed to this film clip based on the discussion of the double-slit experiment in the new TV show, Flashforward, and which we talked about it heavily in a recent episode of our FlashForcast podcast about the show.

It was very confusing for me, thinking about the idea that something so small could be so complex. But, when I looked back to high school, learning how mitochondria are these little supercomputers within each cell, it only makes sense that there's much more going on in particles than meets the eye.

Anyway, I need you to watch that video before I can start being really crazy in tomorrow's post.
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November 11, 2009

Why Ulysses Grant Sucked: The Song


18. Ulysses Grant

Capo 4
A, A/G#, A/G, A/F#

oh Ulysses
you’re a war hero
but your competence
stands around zero

filling your cabinet
with friendship over merit
was fun for about a day

you thought that you could use them
but they thought the same of you and
their abuses still astonish us today

black Friday
credit mobilier
whiskey ring just to name a few

oh Ulysses, what are you going to do?
what are you going to do? what are you going to do?

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November 10, 2009

Pay-for-Performance Politicians

If I was hiring a CEO for my company, my ideal pay setup for him would be that he would receive a progressive amount of stock options based on the company's EPS stock performance growth 10 years down the line. So, no concentration on short-term market trickery to cash out early. But only a CEO who increases the long-term value of the company would be paid, and if successful, could be paid mightily. Is there any way that politicians could be incentivized in a similar way?
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November 9, 2009

A Gas Station that Sells only Non-Saudi Oil?

What do you think about the idea of a gas station that sells only non-Saudi oil? If that was their branding differentiator, if they promoted it as an act of both patriotism and an act of peace, would you want to fill up there? And would you be willing to pay any more per gallon to do so?
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November 6, 2009

Romeo and Juliet Were Just Stupid Teenagers

People often think of Romeo and Juliet as the ultimate love story, but with the poor casting of modern adaptations, we sometimes forget that in the original play, Juliet is only 13 years old.
Rather than creating this idealized version of what the depths of "true love" should cause us to do, I think Shakespeare was simply trying to show us how dumb teenagers really are.
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November 5, 2009

Do You Half-Wave at Yield Sign Holding Construction Workers?

I've done this for as long as I can remember. I assume my mother or father did this, and I inherited it from them. So now, when I'm driving in a construction zone, and there's a construction worker with a yield/stop/slow sign directing traffic, I always give them a little half-wave. Do you do this? And if so, why them and no one else?
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November 4, 2009

Why Andrew Johnson Sucked: The Song


#17. Andrew Johnson

Capo 4
Em, G, D/F#, Em

the tenure of the office act
required that the senate back
anyone the pres would want to boot

Johnson vetoed it straight it down
the senate overrid his crown
but Johnson said I’m bigger than all you

dismissed ol’ Edwin Stanton
said you undermind me
but what Johnson didn’t mind was federal law

the senate said you serious?
you think you can get away with this?
who in your name do you think you are?

impeached, impeached
it’s not an ice cream flavor
it’s a political wager saved for scum

just because you’re president
don’t mean you’re king of government
you presican’t do anything you want
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