After two long years, my masterpiece is now ready to be unveiled.   Designed for teachers, trivia buffs and the politically cynical, www.whyeverypresidentsucked.com is an interactive and musical site that aims to halt a voter's search for future presidential perfection by detailing how each former President has failed to live up to...

#41. George H.W. Bush Capo 6G, G/F#, G/F, Emread my lipsblah blah blah blah blah blah blahhere’s the thing about promisessilly us, we expect you to keep themso when you say ‘no new taxes’, you can’t tax everything and think we’ll forgetgasoline, cigarettes, beer and Medicarefurs, jewels, cars, boats, planes...

Seinfeld is arguably one of the greatest comedies of all time. And yet, I feel like the show, Friends, is often given equal weight, at least in terms of popularity among my generation. And from a guy who watches both shows, that's an outrage. Watch an episode of Friends and...

1. The Hills Are No Joke People talk about San Francisco being "hilly", but wow. Get used to public transportation, because you're going to need it to get around this city. Even 6-8 block stints can be overwhelming when they're up a 20-degree grade. 2. What the Heck is Your...

I don't want to become an old crotchety man when I grow up. And yet, I'm already nearly there. So, I have created a small satirical Twitter project @andyrooneyhates in order to prevent that. The goal of the project is to be reminded of how much we don't want to grow up...

Is it simply blind optimism that they would be better received in a foreign country?That they were sadly punished by being born exactly on the wrong side of the world.Fellas, I hate to break it to you. You still wouldn't have a chance.

(this is a true story) Two men went to Ground Zero this past Sunday during a protest against plans to build a mosque just a few blocks north of where the World Trade Center towers once stood. These Egyptian men began speaking in Arabic to each other, and quickly attracted...

...due to recent events. Yet, this surely brings up a hypocrisy on my part. Because I  randomly chose the next closest gas station to my house (BP had been the closest). And I did not investigate this no-name company's history of malfeasance. Because if I found something, then I'd have to drive even...

My dad lives in the world of theological academia. He reads books written by guys just like him. And he contends that you have to read a book 3 times before you really get the guts out of it. My contention is that those men are simply bad writers. Brilliant...

I recently had this argument with my parents. As a Christian musician, they can appreciate "what" I am doing, but don't really care for the music I make at all. Nor do they care for the music at any of the churches I've attended during my adult years. And I...