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When I was in high school, my friend and I were arguing about the quickest way to get to a...

I pulled into a drive-thru ATM today at lunch. There was an error message on the screen. "Your deposit could...

It took me several commercial breaks last night to remember that I wanted to watch the commercials.Doing something else during...

If I ever have to interview someone, I'm going to ask them what kind of music they like.And if they...

I was called a cynic the other day.That's a fair assessment. After all, I have a general distrust in human motivation,...

Today, I will attend the wake of my friend's father. Tomorrow, my friend will be induced into labor, and has...

"I hate negative ads. Why don't politicians just explain why they're the best person for the job, rather than tearing...

Ever hold the door open for a janitor and realize you're still the same helpful, polite person you always were?How...

Circumstances are temporary.I can handle long periods of temporal suckiness, given I believe I'm on course for future escape.But when...

Receptionist: "Mrs. Smith canceled her appointment."My Wife: "Why?"Receptionist: "Take a wild guess...."My wife works as a physical therapist within the...