The Facts: I was mowing my backyard this weekend and came across a bloody leg. Confused, I looked around and saw nothing. Then, as I got to the other side of the yard, I came across fly-swarmed intestines. I continued my search to find a hand in the middle of both these discoveries. And in the far corner of the yard, what I had been waiting for, a rabbit head. The Mystery: A. Our fence and backyard are completely enclosed, so that animals can not enter. B. The rabbit parts were strewn about the yard. How did this happen?

I used to be ok with it, but now that the fad has spread to the older generation, it's starting to creep me out. C'mon guy, we just met.

Shouldn't iTunes have killed these already? Oh, you released an album with your 12 most successful songs? Well, the problem is that in the digital world, I can already go and buy each of those songs individually off all of your old albums. All you have really done is released a free Mix-CD recommendation guide for us. Now, I know what you're thinking. What about the one or two new songs they sneak on the album? Exactly. That brings up a great point. I think we're about to see a big swing towards the release of singles and things like 4-song EPs as well. Because there's no real cost-benefit of creating a 12 song album anymore now that it costs a band virtually nothing to put new music on iTunes. We're about to get a lot more of it, in a lot of new forms...and no more greatest hits albums. Be excited.

I recently came across a quote, taken from Obama's Inauguration Address. (15:26 if you want to see) "To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist." I remember him giving this line. But only after recently reading it again was I truly moved. This is just about as powerful a line as man can write and yet, it almost rings flat as he hurries through it. If you watched the video, you'll notice only a dull, delayed applause. He simply doesn't give powerful statements like this enough time to breathe. By delivering every phrase with authority and gravitas, he ends up emphasizing none of them. Obama speaks with eloquence, thought and power. He simply needs to work on his timing and dynamics. Maybe pick up an instrument...or take an improv class. Because with lines like this, he would have us.

I just launched my first Web site for a company I developed the identity for. My wife had a bellanina facial massage from them last night, and loved the experience. The company is based out of Elwood, IL, near Joliet. If you're in the area, you should definitely check them out.

As the homeless population increases within a city, more and more people start begging. And more and more people start ignoring or pretending not to hear the cries coming from the palms of the beggars. And that city gets a reputation for being unfriendly. Isn't it likely that there is a direct inverse correlation between homelessness and friendliness in major cities? It's why I can't live in a city. I really don't think it's good to give cash handouts to beggars. And yet, I always feel bad when I don't.

A friend recently told me an interesting story. She was taking a train downtown to meet her friends at the Sox game. She started talking with a guy on the train who was a scout for the opposing team. They walked to the ballpark together, and her friends had not yet arrived. It began to rain, so rather than wait outside in the rain for her friends who had her ticket, she accepted his invitation to come inside with him. Even after her friends arrived, she decided that her new seat, right behind home plate, was far better than getting a nosebleed with her friends. She enjoyed the rest of the game with her new friend. Instantly, I fell in love with not only the story, but the romantic possibility behind it. Now, I have no idea whether this man was mildly attractive or even in my friend's age group. But, if he had been, would we assume this to be a providential setup? Could it be that we try forcing ourselves into certain relationships/jobs etc. assuming them to be divinely guided whenever they stem from unique stories like this? And why is that how we assume God works?

when i hear one, my first reaction is, "oh, i wonder if that's someone i know?" when i see a cop, my first reaction is "holy crap, am i doing anything wrong?" both the car horn and hiding police cars have been abused to the point where neither serves a purpose. please unite behind me in calling for their abandonment.

So, why are strip clubs legal, but prostitution isn't?

If I go downtown, and give a "lady of the night" $250 to go home and NOT sleep with anyone for money that night, is that prostitution, too?