The prostitutionary process of flashing for wares makes sense to me from an economic standpoint. But, I think girls need to start upping their rates. Unionize or something. I mean, plastic beads? This is a classic example of not understanding your true value in the marketplace. Of course, this argument all falls flat if I'm looking too far into this, and these girls aren't just looking for a cheap buck, but instead are simply girls desperate for attention, still trying to win their daddy's love. But that would just be terribly sad.

My friend made fun of me when I said that every music album should be a concept album. But, why should music be the only art that doesn't have to be about something? The only reason we don't care that most music is typically about stupid relationship-y things is that the music itself is so good. But what if we combined them? Shakespeare's words. Beethoven's songs.