April 22, 2010

Germ Theory 2.0

So, I realize how important germ theory was to the evolution of our society. Doctors stopped starting surgeries without wearing gloves directly after completing autopsies, and finally realized why all of their patients were dying. But, this weekend, I was working outside in our yard and got visibly dirty hands. So, I went inside and washed them twice, because I could SEE that they weren't yet clean after my traditional 10-second washing. Isn't this the same bad logic? Aren't I probably just wrongly assuming that when I can't visibly see the evidence, that the germs are probably gone?
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April 21, 2010

Why Richard Nixon Sucked: The Song

#37. Richard Nixon


Em, G, D/F#

You sent five guys to spy then lie
About the DNC
In the Watergate hotel
O tell, o my, hotel, deny, that you’re that kind of guy

Water gate
You must really hate
Your enemies
The democreeps

You tried to slaughter them
But people liked you then?
What were you so afraid of?

Oh, irony
How can it be?
These same devices would be
The same ones that caught you planning it

So scared of the opposition
Such big risks at the Watergate hotel
O tell, o my, hotel, deny, that you’re that kind of guy

I am not a crook you say
Then you just might be insane
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