April 21, 2010

Why Richard Nixon Sucked: The Song

#37. Richard Nixon


Em, G, D/F#

You sent five guys to spy then lie
About the DNC
In the Watergate hotel
O tell, o my, hotel, deny, that you’re that kind of guy

Water gate
You must really hate
Your enemies
The democreeps

You tried to slaughter them
But people liked you then?
What were you so afraid of?

Oh, irony
How can it be?
These same devices would be
The same ones that caught you planning it

So scared of the opposition
Such big risks at the Watergate hotel
O tell, o my, hotel, deny, that you’re that kind of guy

I am not a crook you say
Then you just might be insane
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