I've written 43 songs about presidential failure. Yet in 24 hours, my Rebecca Black Easter Song parody, "Good Friday" received 4 times more views than my most popular president song has (George Washington). On the plus side, I learned the secret to going viral. Making sure Perez Hilton likes it....
I started packing my own lunch from an early age. But, there were some expectations ingrained in me that I still follow to this day. A lunch consists of:Sandwich. Fruit. Chips. Dessert.Of course, there were workarounds for the pubescent mind. Fruit could rightfully substituted for a fruit roll up or...
"The rich are those who have gambled and won. The poor are those who have gambled and lost. And the miserable are those who have never gambled at all."More on my Perez Hilton pick-up tomorrow.
I'm starting to really dislike Facebook. Simply because people don't know how to effectively entertain a mass audience. Yes, I'm probably talking to you, as well as reminding myself, yet my desperate need to be liked causes a higher status censorship ratio than most people have.Think about the people whose statuses you...
This is for churches looking to better engage their Easter-only visitors this weekend.
I sat at my mechanic's for 3 hours this morning, waiting for my brakes to be changed. While there, I was able to witness a small sample size of the common problems that bring people to their mechanic on a Tuesday morning. Many of these problems were computer-based. A sensor malfunctioning...
I like to think of myself as a gentleman.But I came to a horrifying conclusion this weekend. I always open the car door for my wife... as long as we're heading toward the vehicle from the passenger side. When we're coming to the car from the driver's side, I allow...
Historically, the human diet was much simpler than it is today. Not necessarily "better", in the modern-day sense of the term. For instance, in most cultures, it included tons of animal fat. But, it was real food. Today, it's chemicals. It's geo-engineered flavor. Combine that with the culinary genius of...
I hate working out. It's really boring. But I like television.Behold! Make sure your treadmill is in the same room as your TV!In fact, I'm certain that's the only reason I run in the winter. Because our projector broke this week, and watching the wall when I run has been...
