September 21, 2009

TV Like It’s Meant to Be Seen

...like a movie. I jumped on the LOST bandwagon earlier this year, and have watched all 5 seasons over the past 5 months to get caught up before the final season. I wouldn't have it any other way. It's the epitome of instant satisfaction. In fact, I like it so much that I recently watched the second season of Mad Men within a week as well.
Of course, since I work from home, there's really no downside at all, since there's no watercooler gossip to miss, talking about your favorite shows the next day. You might have it different.
But, for non-sitcoms that play out more like broken up movies anyway, you might as well just wait and watch it like one.
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September 18, 2009

Karma Policing

Karma is what we think we want to be in control of the universe, because we think we are morally good people, and will be rewarded as such.
But by what standard are we comparing ourselves? To me, taking the ego crunch of admitting yourself as a failure, and then being both instantly redeemed and progressively reformed to a new life seems more appealing to me - simply from a cost/benefit analysis alone.
Throw in the evidence for the resurrection in there, and Jesus wins in straight sets.
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September 17, 2009

Fond Flashbacks

I recently was with a couple of people born in the late 60s. A drug reference was mentioned. One made a "flashback" joke, and both of them looked at each other, beaming and laughing.
These are both people for whom drugs no longer play an active role in their lives. In fact, they likely have great moral/spiritual objections to recreational drug use in general.
So, my question is: what are we still rebelling from?
Why do we treat these battle scars as badges of honor - even for things we regret?
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September 16, 2009

Your Gateway Drug to Health Food

I am a big believer in metaphorical gateway drugs. In order to get someone to like a certain movie or band you believe is amazing, you may need an in-betweener to get them there if it's too big of a jump.
Your gateway drug to health food is Baked Cheetos.
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September 15, 2009

Near Misses: Another Reason for God

How many times have you been in a near-miss car accident where you say "If I had been there two seconds earlier, I would have been killed!!!" Now, how many times have you been killed in a car accident?
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September 14, 2009

To Catch a Potential Predator

Have you ever seen Dateline NBC do their "To Catch a Predator" sting operations? They instigate setups to try and catch people soliciting minors for sex over the Internet. It's riveting television. But, I just thought of something in terms of the legality of the arrests.
These men (they're always men on the show) are chatting with adults, who are only posing as minors. So how can they actually be charged with soliciting a minor for sex over the Internet if that's not really what they did? It's only what they thought they were doing.
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September 11, 2009

Time to Put in a Lift

I tripped going up the stairs a couple weeks ago, and have lost all confidence in this maneuver.
I can no longer race up the stairs two at a time. I think about each move I'm making, and pause before making the next one.
It's an absolutely bizarre feeling. How long will it take for me to forget about my spill, and trust my body again? Once again, a reason why a bad memory is one of the greatest gifts God has given humanity. And what a timely day to think about this.
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September 10, 2009

Why James Polk Sucked: The Song


#11. James Polk. Lyrics can be found on the YouTube page itself.
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September 9, 2009

Cash for Clunkers Micro-Economies

The basic goals of this federal initiative were to stimulate the economy while moving more Americans to eco-friendlier cars.

The premise: If you trade in your old, broken-down gas guzzler that gets <18 mpg and move up to a certain MPG-approved vehicle, the federal government would subsidize your trade-in, up to $4,500.

So, now, broken-down trucks sitting in a parts dump were potentially worth $4,500. Do you think any micro-economies developed over this initiative? For example, none of my cars currently get under 18 mpg. But, if I was in the market for a new car, purchasing an old junker at anything less than $4,500 would be worth my time.
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September 8, 2009

We Need More Protestants on the Court

With Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation to the Supreme Court, that brings the court's religious demography to six Catholics, two Jews and one lone Protestant. 1) John Roberts (C) 2) John Paul Stevens (P) 3) Antonin Scalia (C) 4) Anthony Kennedy (C) 5) Clarence Thomas (C) 6) Ruth Bader Ginsburg (J) 7) Steven Breyer (J) 8) Samuel Alito (C) 9) Sonia Sotomayor (C) As a white male Protestant, I'm pretty sick of being underrepresented in this country... But, more importantly, why are Catholics such a safe choice in terms of nominations?
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