May 9, 2008

You’re Welcome

Future President, are you ready for the solution that will propel you to the top during this campaign? Look no further. Propose a total ban on farm equipment. That alone will guarantee universal employment in this country. Imagine how many people it will take to plow, plant and harvest millions of acres of American farmland. (Let's see how well we're learning here. Just try and shoot this bullet-proof plan down.)