January 1, 2010

Why Teddy Roosevelt Sucked: The Song


#26. Theodore Roosevelt
Em, G

You’ve got a trust
I’m gonna bust
You can trust me to do the right thing
X4
Let’s make a square deal
‘cause it’s not a fair deal
It’s how do I feel at the time
That decides your fate

Don’t worry
I’ll find the balance
‘tween good and greed
I’ll set this country straight

Speak softly and carry a big stick
You can take around and beat company’s with
That you don’t like

And really?
Mount Rushmore?
Is it ‘cause you need 4?
‘cause I got some war criminals
willing to pose

They call me the teddy bear
Not because I’m nice
But because of my size
You best believe that I bite
And today’s the day the teddy bear’s have their picnic.
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