Legislating morality sounds bad, right. The phrase implies inflicting someone's personal beliefs regarding morality on others. However, we regulate behavior all the time. Stealing, murder, kidnapping, rape. All wrong. Not much argument. However, these are still personal beliefs. They are just populist beliefs. So, does the only trouble come when a political party tries to criminalize something that's not universally frowned upon?

So, we have a client that sells shrinkwrapping devices for packaging. You put the package in this machine, it spins around really fast, and the package gets completely and instantly shrink-wrapped. Here's my idea for expanding their market. Why only shrink-wrap packages? Why not people? I think certain people (aka - freakshows) would enjoy getting spun around and shrink-wrapped. Then, we could throw them in a Chuck'E Cheese ball pit afterwards. Or set up an obstacle course or something. This has got to be a hundred-dollar idea just waiting to happen.