After hearing yet ANOTHER touchy-feely dentist story this weekend, it made me ask an important question: Do molesters go into the field of dentistry knowing that they'll get the opportunity to gas people asleep and then touch them while they're under? Or when presented with that same opportunity, would all of us succumb to the overwhelming temptation of assault? Similarly, are there any kids who like inhaling nitrous oxide recreationally and think, "Man, what do I have to do to get my hands on more of this stuff?" and apply to dental school the next day? More specifically, I guess the question is, are there any people who become dentists for good-old-fashioned reasons...like money?

Ever hear how Easter traditions are mostly pagan-based? Christmas too? I actually think they make perfect sense. We celebrate both occasions by getting something for nothing. Regardless of merit, you are given gifts just because you are loved. So...Happy Easter! Go find some Jesus eggs.