What is the least amount of money you would accept to vote for the candidate you oppose winning the upcoming Presidential election? Note: I understand that in many of your states, your vote is not likely to influence the election. The question is still the same.

Is the word "suburbs" meant to shame me? As if I am something less than my urban friends. Because of my gas-guzzling commute. Because of my willing separation from the cultural mecca that is Chicago. On the plus side, I get to record drums in my basement without violating noise permits, my wife has a vegetable garden in our backyard, and we have hundreds of miles of biking trails nearby. I'll keep it.