"Kids are growing up too fast these days. We need to let kids be kids." Here's my problem with this idea. I think we just don't like the idea of kids growing up, because we don't like some of the things grown-ups do. We wouldn't have any problem with a child growing up too fast in terms of brilliance or creativity. So, I want kids to grow up fast, because I want them to get smarter and stop doing stupid things faster. I just don't want them to lose their love for life in the process, or worse yet, turn into grown-ups.

As usual, this blog is ahead of its time. But don't take my word for it, ask Drew Carey. What's worse than foreigners taking away our jobs? Machines. But, just to be safe, let's ban both.