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December 24, 2009

Instead of celebrating the birth of Christ this year by singing quaint songs, go out and whip some tax collectors instead.

Merry Christmas.

December 24, 2009

#25. William McKinley

D, Em, C

I promised not to intervene

But you see, that’s not what I mean

‘cause now I see the benefit

of buying other governments

Cuba

Puerto Rico

Guam

and the Philippines

but I’m a good guy. Can’t you see?

‘cause Spain was even worse than we

Buy your enemies

Across the seas

Says William McKinley

I don’t want to rule your lives

But it’s the only way to make sure no one else can

December 23, 2009