So, I commission a fantasy football league every year. I've done pretty well in the past, but am experiencing my first year of "horrendousness". And it's fairly discouraging. I feel like it reflects poorly both on my status as a sports fan as well as a man. But, you know how when you're a kid, your mother used to let you win at board/card games so that you'd enjoy it? So, can't I feel good about the fact that my poor performance is making some of my friends feel better about themselves. I mean, I'm arrogant enough where I can take pride in something else pretty easily. So they can have football...this year.