I wish I could hug strangers. There was a lady walking out of my health club today softly sobbing. I couldn't ask her what was wrong. I couldn't give her a hug. I couldn't help patch the broken. Because I'm a weird stranger. How could I help in this situation?...

Mike Huckabee is now the national front runner for the Republican party. Why? I was out for lunch with some people from work yesterday, and they mentioned Chuck Norris. So, I asked how many people had seen the Chuck Norris / Mike Huckabee commercials? ...blank stares...then, a "Huckawho?" No one...

So, I was banned from posting for the last few days, because Blogger thought this blog was being used for spamming purposes... Obviously, someone saw my recreational shrink-wrapping idea, and wanted to shut me down before I cashed out. Nice try. I apologize for the inconvenience. You can expect regular...

"We need to protect children." "Adults should be free to do whatever they want." "I am my brother's keeper." All of these statements have merit, but they can also contradict each other. So, how do we protect people from themselves without extinguishing liberty? And what it comes down to is,...

Legislating morality sounds bad, right. The phrase implies inflicting someone's personal beliefs regarding morality on others. However, we regulate behavior all the time. Stealing, murder, kidnapping, rape. All wrong. Not much argument. However, these are still personal beliefs. They are just populist beliefs. So, does the only trouble come when...

So, we have a client that sells shrinkwrapping devices for packaging. You put the package in this machine, it spins around really fast, and the package gets completely and instantly shrink-wrapped. Here's my idea for expanding their market. Why only shrink-wrap packages? Why not people? I think certain people (aka...

Expectations are so powerful that we often live up to them. I remember being in college one day, thinking how did I get here? Well, I had the means, and it was expected of me. So, mostly, I just followed that route. I was expected to drink socially. I was...

"The best part about losing is that it means someone else gets to win."

Just a reminder that you can't believe anything you see. Also, you're probably crazy. Third, no one else sees them spinning but you.

"Welcome to America, the land of the she-males." That has to be what many immigrants thought when they entered New York Harbor. Their greeting given by this half-Grecian, half-Amish, giant muscled statue that they want us to believe is a lady? Granted, in our coinage, we got it a little...