April 5, 2010

Why JFK Sucked: The Song

#35. John F. Kennedy


Capo 4
A, C, G, A

The CIA sent 1,500 Cubans to Cochinos Bay
Exiles armed and ready to revenge of Fidel

And to mimick a natural uprising
Defeating Castro’s communizing ways

And the deal was that the U.S. had their backs
If things would go awry
Awry they went, but no one came

Where was JFK
Who promised he would save the day

the bay of pigs
it was a big
disaster for America
rather than an uprising
everything came down
Where was JFK
Who promised he would save the day

And to save the little pretty face he had left
he had to pay Castro $53 million to get the prisoner’s back
Where was JFK
Who promised he would save the day
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April 2, 2010

Why is Pot the Gateway Drug to Open-Mindedness?

Because in the process of rationalizing your own decision for smoking, you'll start to become more understanding of everyone else's bad decisions. On an unrelated note, go to church this weekend. And don't feel bad about going if you haven't been since Christmas, and you don't want to be the cliche person who only goes to church on holidays. Be that person. Because if we even get a glimpse of what the resurrection of Christ really means for our life, it's a complete mind-blowing life-changing switch. And it's totally worth pursuing. Happy Easter.
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April 1, 2010

Get to the Punchline

This is a tricky topic. Because self-awareness is a gift. I'm not exactly sure how much of it is natural, and how much can be learned, but we're going to try. You know those people in your lives that can just ramble on about their boring stories without taking a breath? Recently, one of these people in my own life was complaining about people who do that..... It blew my mind. They totally understand the pain of being on the receiving end of a boring storyteller, but simply don't have the ability to understand when their own stories are boring. Now, this is tricky, because our own lives are naturally interesting to us. But, if you have the ability to do it, think about whether your story would interest you if you weren't involved in it. And if not, don't tell it. If you don't have this self-censorship ability, concentrate on brevity. Jump to the punchline as quickly as possible. Don't get hung up on details like... "So last Monday...or was it Tuesday?....I can't remember if it was either Monday or Tuesday? But, whatever, anyway..." Lose these lines in your storytelling. Stick to the point, get there and then give up the reins in the conversation to the other party.
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