December 2, 2009

Why Chester A. Arthur Sucked: The Song


#21. Chester A. Arthur

Capo 2
Em, G

Sure, I’ll cave
Who do you hate?
Let’s make them illegal

We’ll call it the Chinese Exclusion Act
Can it be that simple?

C, G, D/F#
No, no, it’s not what you think
It’s just that I exclude you

‘cause if you were gone, us whites could get our rich on
supply and demand, you’ve gotta understand
x2
that’s why I’ve called for a 10 year ban on you
but before you go, will you teach us how to make crab rangoon
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December 1, 2009

What if You Have No Street OR Common Sense?

I love my house. It's a wonderfully-designed (by my beautiful wife), comfortable and spacious house for the two of us. Our master bathroom has a whirlpool tub and a shower - very chic at first glance. But, this whirlpool forces the shower to be a corner unit, standing room alone, and I'm 6 ft. 3. For three years now, I have been taking slightly uncomfortable showers, simply because the spacial constraints don't allow me to be super relaxed. Just last week, a thought pops into my head. "Oh, I guess I could use the full size guest shower down the hall." Three years, folks. But boy, has this last week been great. Lord, beer me wisdom.
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