August 9, 2006

Budweiser Commercial Concept

A man in a sharp blue suit walks up to a lady sitting alone at the bar. “I’m sorry maam, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to dance,” he says with a sly grin, and shrugs his shoulders a bit. She spins the upper half of her body to him, cracks a smile, and replies, “Oh we have do, do we?” “Yes, I’m sorry, I wish I could do something about it, but it’s out of our hands.” “Oh really? What if I say no?” “Hey, I wish I could help you out, but I don’t make the rules.” Still smiling, he holds out his hand ready for her grasp. Still smiling, she says “Oh really? Who does?” Without hesitation, the sharply dressed man’s smile evaporates. “Narquar of course. He makes every rule.” “What?” she laughs, confused by his reply. “Narquar is the leader. He has a plan for all of us.” Her smile erases, and she hurriedly leaves. His hand still outstretched for the dance moves onto the counter, and grabs her nearly full glass of Budweiser left on the table.
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August 8, 2006

What Upsets Us

Let's say we all go to the movies. And they say, Eric, your ticket costs $7.50. Jeff, since you're not married but you're working, your ticket costs $12. Matt, since you're only working part time, your ticket will be $3. Likely, Jeff would be mad that Matt gets in for a quarter of his ticket price just because Jeff has a better job. And that's why uneven taxation with completely uneven distribution ticks people off.
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August 8, 2006

There are Two Kinds of People

I think all of us are pretty similar-minded when it comes to what we want the end-result to be. We all want peace. We all want to end poverty. Where we differ is when we get down to deciding the best means to these results. For example, in this case, all of us want to encourage people to vote, correct. So, here is what the OTHER kind of people decided to do. Arizona decided to turn the primary into a Powerball.
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August 4, 2006

Global Freezing

Some people would argue that weather trends have always been sporadic and unpredictable. But Pat Robertson, after a week of hot temperatures has changed his entire feelings regarding science and nature. Unfortunately, by that logic alone, many South Africans this week are screaming "Global Freezing!"
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August 3, 2006

Plan C

Not my idea. But, "Sabai" enough to post here. Nationalized Birth Control. The idea is that eliminating "accidental" pregnancy would eliminate nearly the entire abortion argument. So, instead of relying on a medicinal form of birth control, we instead create a way for a woman to not get pregnant unless she takes an "Anti Birth Control" Pill. If it was easy, safe and feasible, would you support it?
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August 2, 2006

I Got A Job!

I'm moving back to Chi-town! (the 'burbs)
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August 2, 2006

Don’t Waste Your Life

God: Would you give up your life today if it meant that 1 more person could enter heaven? Man: Only if my living would result in 0 more entering.
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August 1, 2006

Bambo

I understand that there is tradition in hunting. And if the hunters end up eating their kill, I've never really had a problem with it. But, it just occurred to me. All hunters predominantly hunt for fun, right? Do people really get joy out of shooting a deer in the heart with a shotgun? That's pretty sadistic.
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